Episode 295: Microscopic Face Parties & Rooster Trials
The boys are back from a three-week hiatus, and they’ve spent the time getting thick, falling down, and almost getting deported.
This week:
Thickness & Tumbles: Mike launches a high-volume workout to combat his recent "thick era," while Tony manages to wipe out while simply walking. No e-bikes, no golf carts—just pure, unadulterated clumsiness and flying coffee.
Dominican Disaster: Mike recaps his family golf trip to the Dominican Republic. Come for the 96% water traps and zero smiles; stay for the food that can only be described as "stupid bland."
Face Roommates: Tony feels it is vital you know about the microscopic arachnids currently throwing a nightly mating party on your face.
The iPod Era: Tony's students officially clock him as living in his "iPod era"—which fits, since this was recorded on the original iPod’s 26th anniversary.
Historical Absurdity: A deep dive into the 1400s trial and execution of an egg-laying rooster. (Progress is real, folks).
The Butterfly Effect: The guys look at the tiny decisions that altered their lives, the absolute madness of Texas midterm ads, and the time Mike was pulled into an airport backroom and almost deported from his own home country.
Two regular-ass dudes shooting the shit. Good to be back.
Cheers!
m&t
