Episode 232: The Box of Tickets: A Journey Through Time (and Lawn Poop)

Episode 232: The Box of Tickets: A Journey Through Time (and Lawn Poop)

This week, Mike busted out his legendary Box of Tickets — a treasure trove he’s kept nearly his whole life — and took us on a hilarious, nostalgic, and occasionally weird trip through time.

We sift through everything:
🎢 Six Flags Elitch Gardens, 2001 (Mike was 19, Tony was 21 — peak awkwardness)
💾 Remember Y2K panic? Yeah, we went there.
🎶 A concert from just last February popped up — ancient history, obviously.
👻 Ghost stories in old buildings.
🏒 University of Denver hockey games from 1995?!
🎬 Watching Spawn in the theater back in the day.

Oh — and Tony tells the absolutely insane story about the time his roommate invited homeless people inside… and one of them left a surprise on the front lawn. You’ll want to hear this one.

Buckle up for a memory-fueled ride with laughs, stories, and a dash of lawn chaos.

Cheers! 

m&t

Episode 231: Pickle Juice, Parrots, and Flaming USBs

Episode 231: Pickle Juice, Parrots, and Flaming USBs

It’s that time again—grab a Dr. Pepper, toss in a splash of pickle juice (wait, what?), and settle in for another chaotic ride with Mike and Tony.

Mike kicks things off with a true crime story straight outta Breckenridge: a coworker’s car got robbed at a conference, and someone made off with thousands in museum donations. Oh, and there were no security cameras—because of course there weren’t.

Meanwhile, Tony’s beefing with his third stapler of the school year. Middle schoolers: undefeated.

Tony’s also officially back in the studio recording his new album, so expect some upcoming social media action (and probably at least one video of him singing barefoot on a rug).

We also dive into parrot drama (yes, parrots): one was involved in a murder trial, another made a neighbor call the cops, and Mike reveals his very first parakeet experience.

Plus:

    •    The great gorilla vs. 100 men debate just won’t die

    •    The domestication of cats (and why they’ve never respected you)

    •    Tony’s new science podcast obsession

    •    Zombie apocalypse weaponry

    •    A preserved dinosaur from 10 million years ago

    •    Kids lighting computers on fire with pencils (WHY?!)

    •    And of course, the eternal struggle of teachers just trying to get basic supplies without selling a kidney.

Another unfiltered episode packed with curiosity, chaos, and questionable beverages.

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Cheers!

m&t

Episode 230: Murder, Music, and a 43,000-Year-Old Shrub

Episode 230: Murder, Music, and a 43,000 Year-Old-Shrub

This week, Mike announces his latest side hustle: custom 3D-printed guitar picks—because what every musician needs is a pick made by a guy who loathes geese. Meanwhile, Tony is officially back in the music game with an album dropping this fall and plans to hit the stage again (watch out, Denver!).

We go deep on TikTok drumming prodigies, ancient nightmare fuel like 5-foot scorpions and 42-foot snakes, and the terrifyingly casual way psychopaths and sociopaths roam the world. Also: how many people actually get away with murder? Seems like probably a lot.

Then it’s Gorilla vs. Human—a cultural moment we couldn’t ignore. We each take a side, and no, it’s not the one you’d expect. Plus: a 43,000-year-old shrub in Tanzania that’s still kicking, and a breakdown of the personality differences between Pan troglodytes and Pan paniscus (aka: aggressive war chimps vs peaceful sexual chimps). Trippy stuff!

It’s chaos. It’s curious. It’s The Mike and Tony Show.

Cheers!

m&t

PS

We’ll be trying some new intro music over the next several weeks. Hit us up in the comments if you hear one you like.

Episode 229: The Avery Jacob Frequency

Episode 229: The Avery Jacob Frequency

It’s Friday night in Colorado, the weather’s going haywire, and everyone’s battling a chest cold (forgive the occasional cough!). But that didn’t stop us from sitting down with the powerful rapper, bassist, songwriter, frontman, teacher, and free thinker—Avery Jacob.

Tony and Avery quickly discover a mutual connection through Denver drum phenom Alex Armstrong—turns out it really is a small world.

In this episode, we dive into deep conversation about creativity, purpose, and the art of teaching the next generation. Avery opens up about his creative process, the key to making timeless music, and what fuels his drive. We also explore the spiritual side of music, staying grounded through life’s chaos, and the value of flexibility in chasing fulfillment.

Then we get into Avery’s thoughts on neonatalism, his fear of snakes, and the great philosophical debate: can you separate the artist from the art? Oh—and the most important question of all (at least to Avery): what’s his favorite cheese? Tune in to find out.

Another episode in the books, and we’re stoked to share it with you. Avery Jacob is a force, and it’s always an honor having him on the show.

Cheers,

m&t

Episode 228: Fat Trak - Adorable Tracks and Unreleased Heat

Episode 228: Fat Trak - Adorable Tracks and Unreleased Heat

On a snowy Friday night following an 84-degree day (only in Denver, right?), we welcomed back fan-favorite guest, producer, beatmaker, and all-around solid dude—Fat Trak! He brought along some seriously adorable music created by his students, plus he blessed us with two exclusive unreleased tracks he finished just the night before.

Tony admits he loves to freestyle to Fat Trak’s beats… so naturally, Fat calls him out to drop a verse on the spot. Did Tony deliver? Well, you’ll have to listen and judge for yourself. Let us know in the comments!

Fat also shares some stories from his recent trip to Japan, where he went digging for records—and explains how those finds are shaping his upcoming release. He opens up about the emotions fueling the project, and then plays a track that left us almost speechless. (C’mon, we’re a podcast… we’ve always got something to say!)

This episode was a ride—heart, humor, and straight-up heat. Fat Trak showed up and showed out, letting us get to know him even better in his second visit to The Mike and Tony Show.

Oh, and we managed to sneak in some listener-submitted Dad jokes, Fun Facts, and a few other surprises too.

Cheers,

m&t

Episode 227: Pyramids, Landlines & Paleo Predators

Tony’s waist-deep in CMAS testing, but it’s a beautiful Saturday morning—so the mics are hot and the nonsense is flowing!

This week: Mike’s getting lean for summer, Tony’s wife is running a full-time renovation empire, and Mike took a little field trip to the History of Colorado Museum. That somehow led us into a deep dive on the joys of having multiple landline phones in the same house in the 1990s.

We also covered the Denver Nuggets’ firing of head coach Michael Malone, the sudden collapse of a 100-year-old, long-preserved Mexican pyramid (thanks, global warming), and had a chilling conversation about an extinct wolf the size of a grizzly bear.

All that craziness, Fun Facts, the Trump Tariffs, and much, much more!

Thanks for listening!

Cheers,

m&t

Episode 226: "Rooted in Reality"

Episode 226: “Rooted in Reality”

In this episode, we sit down with Staff Sargeant Lacy McDonald and Raven for a deep and wide-ranging conversation that touches on everything from food sustainability to the state of education in America. Lacy shares powerful insights from his work with The Big Green Dow and Kimbal Musk, and reflects on the impact he’s had—and continues to have—on the people around him. Raven takes us into her world of homesteading in Humboldt, California, offering a unique perspective on living closer to the earth and questioning the fragility of modern society.

We explore what it means to live without modern luxuries, the importance of knowing where your food comes from, and the glaring lack of Black men in education. Along the way, we confront our own missteps—apologizing for getting duped by misinformation about ancient structures—and talk about the broader issue of how social media can distort the truth. We also touch on recent political headlines, including Trump’s alarming comments about a potential third term, and return to a central theme: the importance of learning and staying grounded in what’s real.

This episode is a thoughtful reminder of the power of intentional living, honest conversation, and critical thinking.

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Cheers!

m&t

Note:

Unfortunately, due to some technical glitches, the video for this episode was lost. Our sincere apologies.

Episode 225: Sneakers, Pyramids, and Psychedelics

Episode 225: Sneakers, Pyramids, and Psychedelics

This week, we sat down for a Saturday morning podcast in the middle of spring break—evidenced by Tony almost sleeping through the recording. We talked March Madness, funny college team names, comfortable sneakers, and the mind-blowing discovery of a 2-kilometer-deep structure under the Pyramid of Giza. Naturally, this led us down a rabbit hole of what it all means for human history, leaving us with way more questions than answers. The only thing we do know for sure? Love and compassion is the way!

We also dove into wild weed and mushroom experiences and their possible connection to something bigger. Plus, how a few key differences between Plato and Confucius might explain cultural divides between China and the West. Throw in some dad jokes, insane internet videos, jellyfish, a shoutout to the very real Museum of Failure, Fun Facts, and much more.

Thanks for hanging with two regular dads.

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 224: Reggae, Inflation, and a Kangaroo in Colorado

Mike returns from Reggae Rise Up in Florida with wild stories, including a last-minute tire change that almost derailed the whole trip. We discuss the legendary Dave Foral of Dirty Heads—his art, his music, and his general awesomeness. Then things take a turn: museum glass so invisible it might be a conspiracy, the Department of Education getting deconstructed like a flimsy Ikea shelf, and why no major political figures seem to be scrutinizing the current presidency. Tony drops a shocking story about a beloved ex-student charged with attempted murder, we sing the praises of Khan Academy, and—wait for it—there was a kangaroo on the loose in Colorado?! Plus, crazy animal encounters, inflation rants, and all the usual nonsense.

Good to be back at it friends!

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 223 – Gaming Drama, Gym Rats & Telepathic Wonders

Episode 223 – Gaming Drama, Gym Rats & Telepathic Wonders

Mike has drama from The Last War Survival Mobile video game affecting his personal life. This sparks a deep dive into the wild world of pay-to-play gamers who drop thousands just to dominate. Meanwhile, Tony is back in the gym, but Mike flexes harder—because apparently, he has three gyms. The guys debate morning vs. evening workouts, the power of coffee motivation, and the benefits of shaking things up with novel exercises.

Also on deck: the mind-blowing Telepathy Tapes podcast, where non-speaking autistic individuals communicate through actual telepathy—no joke, this one is insane. They also explore the true definition of love (spoiler: it’s all about unity), the absurdity of AI-generated nonsense online, and how identity shapes art. Plus, perfect pitch, viral adults in superhero costumes, and—wait for it—people out here smoking mushrooms and ramen?! The world is officially off the rails.

Strap in for another episode of The Mike and Tony Show—packed with laughs, deep thoughts, and the usual ridiculousness!

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 222: Elon, Underground Tunnels, and Catching Your Own… You Know

This week on The Mike and Tony Show, we kick things off with the daily struggle: waking up late, forgetting everything, and sprinting out the door like your hair's on fire. From there, we dive into Elon Musk’s involvement with the new administration, the speed of the internet (and how it determines your video game dominance), and the dark financial hole that is Roblox. 

We also talk basketball, being the biggest guys in the friend group, and the undeniable truth that short people are way tougher than they look. Then, we salute the legendary Staff Sergeant Lacy McDonald before pondering an age-old mystery: how many cows are in a single hamburger? The answer may disturb you. Speaking of disturbing, we also tackle the weirdest confession ever made on live radio—a guy who has always caught his own poop before it hits the toilet. Yeah, you read that right. Plus, a look at why couples playfully roasting each other is actually healthy.

It’s a wild ride this week—hit play and hang on!

Cheers!

m&t

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Episode 221: Heavy Lifts, Hot Takes, and Frozen Plunges

Episode 221: Heavy Lifts, Hot Takes, and Frozen Plunges

Mike joins the 1200-pound club, while Tony is out here hooping like he’s about to get drafted. Meanwhile, our TikTok comments are roasting us alive, so let’s just be clear—we are NOT experts (but thanks for the engagement).

We also get into:

    •    Drake vs. Kendrick and that Super Bowl performance

    •    Biking to work and arriving fully marinated in sweat

    •    Trump’s master plan to buy Greenland and rename the Gulf of Mexico

    •    The cold plunge freezing solid, much like our motivation

    •    Lakers trading AD for Luka? 

    •    Lifting, tattoos, occasional youthful cigarettes, and why pollution is just… a thing?

It’s another episode of big weights, bold claims, and zero qualifications—stream now!

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 220 - From Beater Cars to Big Questions

Episode 220 - From Beater Cars to Big Questions

Mike is back in the studio! This week, we take a nostalgic ride down memory lane, reflecting on The Mike and Tony Show’s humble beginnings—from recording in a basement that looked like a crime scene to our now-finished studio. We catch up on some wild stories, like past guest Francisco Espinoza tearing his bicep and waiting two days to see a doctor (ouch!).

We also dive into the glory days of driving total junkers—Mike’s infamous little blue hatchback 323, a car that was given to him for free and then stolen three times, plus the terrifying car crash he somehow walked away from. Tony shares his teenage driving fail, sliding into an intersection and stalling out. Good times!

But it’s not all laughs—we get into the phases of parenthood, how life changes as your kids grow, and ponder some deep stuff: why are so many powerful people into dark, twisted things? What’s the nature of existence? How do planets bloom with life? And how many forms of life could exist out there in the infinite universe?

It’s a wild ride of stories, laughs, and big questions—don’t miss it!

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 219: Mark the Couch Guy, Finger Math, and Selling Cinnamon Buns

Podcast Episode 219: Mark the Couch Guy, Finger Math, and Selling Cinnamon Buns

This week, Mike’s out of town, so we called in the one and only Mark “the Couch Guy” to fill his chair—and, boy, does Mark deliver. Things kick off with a caffeinated discussion: light vs. dark roast coffee, the mystery that is coconut coffee, and why hot chocolate is the underdog of hot drinks. We even get philosophical about Abuelita chocolate, only to have our childhoods Tony explains that it’s owned by Nestlé.

From there, it’s a wild ride. We ponder the meaning of “making it” in life, but Mark cuts the deep talk short with hilarious stories of hustling as a kid—selling old cinnamon buns on the side like some sort of pastry kingpin. He also shares the struggle of trying to graduate high school and the boys tell stories of getting busted for using AI to write essays (it’s not as easy as it sounds, apparently).

But the pièce de résistance? Mark’s “super simple” multiplication trick using his fingers, which is the most unnecessarily complicated thing we’ve ever heard. We also take a trip down memory lane to the days of doing math by hand and then spiral into discussions about living on Mars, climate change, financial literacy, and why IQ means nothing if you can’t stop getting in trouble at school.

Episode 219 is a glorious mix of deep thoughts, dumb laughs, and Mark trying to explain the unexplainable. Grab your coffee (or stale cinnamon bun) and tune in!

Cheers,

m&t

Episode 218: Terrell Matheny – Filmmaking, Sliders, and a Mushroom Bar Adventure

Episode 218: Terrell Matheny – Filmmaking, Sliders, and a Mushroom Bar Adventure

In this episode, we sit down with Terrell Matheny to discuss his upcoming film Bipolar 3, set to release on January 25, along with its original soundtrack. Terrell shares the unique process behind his directorial debut, which was shot over four months without a script, relying instead on a coaching approach to guide the actors.

We also dive into his latest business venture, Slide and Sliders, and his insights on independent filmmaking. Along the way, Terrell entertains us with personal anecdotes about dating, drinking, and a hilarious story involving a mushroom bar at a show.

The conversation spans the challenges of staying relevant in the music industry, the balance between creative pursuits and family life, and the nostalgia of retro tech like car phones and Sega Channel. Terrell’s candid humor and storytelling make this an episode you won’t want to miss!

Bipolar 3 and its soundtrack will be available on Amazon Music starting January 25. Tune in for a mix of laughs, insights, and inspiration!

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 217: Kendrick Kennedy - Fitness, Passion, and German Perspectives

Kendrick Kennedy - Fitness, Passion, and German Perspectives

In this episode, we sit down with Kendrick Kennedy for an inspiring and entertaining conversation covering a little bit of everything! Kendrick shares his journey of starting a gym, his experiences growing up in Germany, and how those formative years shaped his passion for athletics and coaching.

We dive into comparisons between life in Germany and the U.S.—from “the German Stare” to public transportation—and swap some hilarious old stories from when Mike and Tony worked together. Kendrick also shares practical fitness tips for busy middle-aged dads, including simple ways to get more active, the benefits of cold plunges, and the importance of sleep.

But that’s not all—we touch on California living, smoking cigarettes, gym culture, music, and so much more. Whether you’re looking for a laugh, some motivation, or actionable advice to improve your health, this episode has it all!

Tune in for a great mix of wisdom, humor, and inspiration.

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 216: Healthy Habits, Fruitcake Fiascos & Broken Wrists – The Mike and Tony Show Wrap-Up! 🎉🎙️

Episode 216: Healthy Habits, Fruitcake Fiascos & Broken Wrists – The Mike and Tony Show Wrap-Up! 🎉🎙️

Well, we made it—the last episode of 2024! 🎆 In this year-end special, we’re wrapping up the year with a little bit of everything. From healthy habits (kinda) to heated football fields, UAPs 👽, and dog hair 🐶, it’s a wild ride! Plus, we’re reflecting on what makes this show so much fun: it’s our hobby, and it always will be. We’re not going anywhere! 🎧

This episode’s packed with random moments, including our growing listenership (yay, you guys! 🙌), National Fruitcake Day 🍰 (you know we had to talk about it), and Tony’s unforgettable tale of breaking both wrists on a punching bag 🏥. It’s a mix of health tips, random thoughts, and hilarious stories like only Mike and Tony can deliver. 💥

We talk about basketball 🏀, eye sensitivity 👀, cold plunges 🥶, Christmas party madness 🎄, and a Year in Review on Spotify that blew our minds! 🤯 And, of course, we reflect on what an awesome year it’s been, thanks to YOU, our amazing listeners! 🎙️

So grab your fruitcake 🍰, sit back, and get ready for one last 2024 hangout with Mike and Tony. It’s random. It’s real. And it’s the best way we know to close out the year. Cheers to more laughs, chaos, and hobby podcasting in 2025! 🎉🥂

Don’t forget to rate, review, and share the chaos. We love you guys! ❤️

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 215: Jaws, Jeeps & Filipino Feasts: A Mike & Tony Christmas!" 🎄😂

Episode 215: Jaws, Jeeps & Filipino Feasts: A Mike & Tony Christmas!" 🎄😂

Get ready for a wild ride in this holiday edition of The Mike and Tony Show! Maui and J, join us as we dive into the weirdest Christmas movies, electric cars ⚡, Jeep Fest 🚙, tractor pulls 🚜, and the bizarre world of car-meets. We also discuss Benny Bloom’s jaw-breaking live moment last week 🤯, haunted stories 👻, and the Filipino obsession with feeding everyone nonstop 🍖.

From the moment we all stopped believing in Santa 🎅🏻 to debates on Christmas with the Kranks 🎬, Krampus 😈, and smoking weed 🌿, this episode has it all. Oh, and Fun Facts for those who are still sober enough to listen 📚.

Tune in for laughs, chaos, and enough holiday nonsense to make your family look normal. Merry Christmas from The Mike and Tony Show! 🎉🎁\

Cheers!🍻

m&t

Episode 214 - Benny Bloom: Funk, Wine, and Wild Times 🎺🍷

Episode 214 - Benny Bloom: Funk, Wine, and Wild Times 🎺🍷

Buckle up for a wildly entertaining ride as we sit down with the legendary Benny Bloom—🎖️ Grammy Award-winning trumpet player, musical trailblazer, performer, and all-around incredible human. Benny takes us back to where it all started—playing the recorder as a kid—before sharing his journey to becoming one of jazz and funk’s finest, and playing with icons like Stevie Wonder ✨ and Wu-Tang Clan 🎤.

Best known for playing in the wildly successful funk band, Lettuce 🥬—a band that rewrites the rules of funk and blurs genre lines—Benny talks life, music, and his roots, including his Portuguese 🇵🇹 mother and his Jewish ✡️ father. We dive into his latest EP, Late Bloomer 🌸, and swap stories about wine 🍷, seafood 🦞, doing drugs in England 🇬🇧, Alabama, and even monkeys 🐒.

This episode is packed with laughs 😂, legendary tales 🎵, and off-the-wall fun facts. It’s a conversation as funky 🎷, vibrant 🌟, and freewheeling as Benny himself.

Pour yourself a glass, tune in, and let’s get into it! 🎧🍷

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 213: From Murder Mysteries to Morning Madness (and a Lot of Toe Talk)

Episode 213: From Murder Mysteries to Morning Madness (and a Lot of Toe Talk)

This week, Mike and Tony dive headfirst into a patchwork of random topics and toe-related tangents that somehow all connect (kind of). 🕵️‍♂️✨ From the fun of murder mystery parties 🕵️‍♀️🔪 and the struggles of being a morning person ☀️😩 to the chaotic feeling when you’re running late 🏃‍♂️💨 and battling sleep inertia 🛌😴—it’s a wild ride through a regular day.

Things get particularly... grounded 🦶 when they chat about bunion surgery 🦶⚔️, flat feet 👣, wet feet 💧, and the mysterious wonders of The Toe Bro 👨‍⚕️. And because no episode would be complete without a little true crime flavor 🔪🖤, they sprinkle in some serial killer banter 🏚️, PCP, Fun Facts 🤯, and a whole lot more.

Two regular Colorado guys with zero formal training 😅 but all the conversation chops 🏆, Mike and Tony keep it light, laugh-filled, and somehow insightful—whether you’re tuning in on your morning jog 🏃‍♀️🎧 or trying to shake off your own sleep fog 🥱💭.

So, put on your dancing socks, lace up your shoes 👟,💃🕺, and join the fun for Episode 213. Just don’t be late... or have wet feet. Thank you kindly. 🙏😄

🎙️ *Laughs, life, and toe talk. This is The Mike and Tony Show. 🚀

Cheers!

m&t