Episode 240: Crocs, Clones & Cosmic Chaos

Episode 240: Crocs, Clones & Cosmic Chaos

Why are so many people just out and about on a weekday? Don’t y’all have jobs? 🧐
Meanwhile, some Australian kids just survived a full night clinging to a sketchy tree while a 13-foot croc waited patiently below like it had popcorn. 🐊🌳

We also talk about:

• The absolute units of the animal kingdom 🐘🐋

• Killer whales and why they could literally dunk on us 🐬💥

• The deep sea: nature's pressure cooker of doom 🌊💀

• Infinite universe theory — yes, somewhere out there you did marry your 6th grade crush 💍🌌

• Ancient humans mixing it up with Neanderthals 🧠💘

• A wild measles outbreak happening right now 🤒📈

• Why Bernie would’ve crushed it if time wasn’t a thing 🧓🔥

• And the truly bonkers ways our government is deporting people 🚔✈️

Your weekly dose of “wait, what?!” is ready to go.

🎧 Listen now or the killer whales will come for your WiFi.

Cheers!

m&t

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Episode 239 – Jorts, Chaos & the Humanzee Conspiracy

Mike finally crossed the denim line—he got the jorts. Meanwhile, Tony reflects on his own traumatic experience with cutoff jeans and why he approaches life like a man assembling IKEA furniture without instructions: slowly and thoroughly.

This week’s conversation ranges from the fires in Western Colorado to the chaos of the current measles outbreak (seriously, what the hell?). Mike breaks down the mobile game Last War Survival while Tony introduces his new podcast obsession: the one and only MrBallen, master of the creepy and bizarre. From Appalachian mountain mysteries to the tale of Oliver the Humanzee, the fellas dive deep, speculate wildly, and even fact-check live on the show.

We also revisit the ancient world through the foggiest lens possible, get Mike’s take on the new Jurassic Park movie, and check in on the Adnan Syed saga via Up and Vanished. Plus: murder, mystery, French fries, 7-Eleven, heart attacks, rage screaming, and one very poisonous grape.

How many grapes would you eat for $50,000 each?

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 238: Dog Bones, Floaties & Jedi Dreams

Mike's running on fumes after a wild stretch of music, work, and wizardry. The fellas went to see Dirty Heads and Tropidelic, and Tony witnessed firsthand that everyone knows Mike — like, "mayor of the venue" status. 🧢🎸

We break down the show, Mike’s collab with Dave Foral, and his full-blown Disney nerd-out, which included building a lightsaber like a grown man-child ⚔️✨

Tony gives a sneak peek of his upcoming album 🎶, and we tackle big issues like:

• The fall of the Liver King 🥩👑

• Why stepping on a dog bone should be punishable by law 🦴

• The silent killer that is a rogue high heel 👠

• Childhood baseball glory ⚾

• And the pure freakishness of G-League hoopers 🏀

Also, Tony flips off a floaty the size of a dinner plate and lives to tell the tale. Plus: some names are literally illegal in other countries. Yeah, we went everywhere.

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 237: Tears, Vicodin, and Bigfoot A.I. – Just another Saturday

This week’s episode is brought to you by Tony’s seasonal allergies 🤧—complete with tears 😢 and dramatic flair. Meanwhile, Mike can’t handle a single Vicodin 💊 without nearly losing his lunch 🤢. We also share the legendary tale of a family member who tried to flip off a swing... and flipped way too hard 🛝🦴.

We get into the real stuff too: mental health 🧠, aging parents 👵👴, jacked-up knees 🦵, and the emotional rollercoaster of trying to be a decent friend 👊❤️. Oh, and yes, UNC vs. Duke 🏀 gets heated, as always.

Mike realizes Tony’s extended family is basically a matriarchy 👩‍👩‍👧‍👧, and Tony gets roasted by a student who tells him to “quit with his old ass” 😂. Mike tells us about a coworker whose sole mission is to snitch on rule-breakers 🕵️‍♂️📋. Also, apparently wearing a hat every day triggers unsolicited hair commentary 🎩💬—especially when you’ve got shampoo commercial hair like Mike 💁‍♂️✨.

Cali confirms what Mike’s been denying: he’s officially old 🧓✅. We discuss Snoop’s claim that he’s Bob Marley reincarnated 🔁🎤, wonder what life is like as the Dalai Lama 🕉️, and Tony opens up about his weirdly specific addiction to AI-generated Bigfoot videos 👣🤖. And yes—TikTok will let you get away with almost anything... as long as a robot made it 🧠📱.

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Episode 236 – Friday the 13th with Joe Dub: Hypoallergenic Lies & 37-Year-Old Gum

It’s Friday the 13th and things get weirdly nostalgic with our good friend Joe Dub! We dive into Tony’s unexpected reggae roots (shoutout P-Nuckle 🌿), the dangers of snuggling a definitely-not-hypoallergenic dog, and a dream so bizarre Tony can’t explain it... but definitely tries.

We get into the mind-blowing power of killer whales, the questionable logic behind shark tank diving, and some absolutely wild stats on what’s actually most likely to kill you (spoiler: not what you think).

Also: fermented foods, the magic of vinegar, and Joe Dub blesses us with vintage 1988 dinosaur trading cards — complete with original gum. Naturally, Mike eats the 37-year-old fossilized sugar slab like it’s a fine wine. Crunch level: gravel.

Oh, and by the time this episode drops, Tony’s dropping his first single of the summer! 🎶🔥

Grab your cards, your kombucha, and your irrational fear of sharks — it’s a good one.

Cheers!

m&t

Ep. 235: X Marks the Simulation

Ep. 235 – X Marks the Simulation

Tony’s first full day off school? Spent in a music-fueled frenzy until 4AM! Meanwhile, Mike earned a day off and soaked in the Denver Art Museum like a classy gent. 🎨🎧

We talk:

• Album update: first song done ✅, live shows coming 🎤, and 10 unreleased tracks dropping all summer long ☀️

• Korean soap operas are WILD right now. Trust us.

• Pigeon-guided missiles. Yes, that was real. 🐦💣

• The weird and ancient origins of the symbol “x”

• Radiation exposure and why you might glow with curiosity

• Could we ever run out of music? Not if math has anything to say about it 🎶📊

• Simulation theory: Are we all just Sims with better graphics?

• Swearing: Every culture does it. Let’s f***ing talk about why.

• Tony’s debate-watching confession and a Graham Hancock vs. Flint Dibble showdown 🧠💥

• Elon vs. Trump: Beef of the Billionaires

• AI musicians… is Tony out of a job soon?

• That Japanese soldier who never stopped fighting the war. For real.

• Why maps are lying to us

• Aerogel. LOOK. IT. UP.

• And quantum mechanics makes a strong case that… we’re probably in a simulation.

Cheers!

m&t
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🎙 Episode 233 — Allergies, AI Girlfriends & the Mandela Mind Melt

🎙 Episode 233 — Allergies, AI Girlfriends & the Mandela Mind Melt

It’s our first-ever Monday episode (Memorial Day vibes!), and Tony’s already losing a fight to pollen — seriously, someone get this man some local honey. Mike’s gearing up to work the upcoming Dirty Heads triple-head show in Colorado, but we still found time to unpack way too many topics, including:

🌪 Shifting weather patterns & why your joints are better forecasters than the Weather Channel

 🤖 AI girlfriends, including YouTuber Alex Stokes, who built his a robot body (because, of course)

 🍑 STIs on the rise among seniors (whoa, Grandma!)

 🎩 The Mandela Effect — why did we all swear the Monopoly guy had a monocle?! (Ace Ventura was the proof)

 💊 Neuro gum, watermelon, jicama, and other ways we’re convincing ourselves we’re “healthy”

 🐍 What if snakes, spiders, and predators were enormous? Who would animals vote for if they ran elections?

 🏀 And yes… we’re salty. How did Joker not get MVP?!

Plus: Antarctica isn’t what you think, professional iceberg movers are real, and Mike & Tony wonder if they should pivot to being line-standers for cash.

Hit play — we’re bringing the weird this week!

Cheers!

m&t

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Episode 232: The Box of Tickets: A Journey Through Time (and Lawn Poop)

Episode 232: The Box of Tickets: A Journey Through Time (and Lawn Poop)

This week, Mike busted out his legendary Box of Tickets — a treasure trove he’s kept nearly his whole life — and took us on a hilarious, nostalgic, and occasionally weird trip through time.

We sift through everything:
🎢 Six Flags Elitch Gardens, 2001 (Mike was 19, Tony was 21 — peak awkwardness)
💾 Remember Y2K panic? Yeah, we went there.
🎶 A concert from just last February popped up — ancient history, obviously.
👻 Ghost stories in old buildings.
🏒 University of Denver hockey games from 1995?!
🎬 Watching Spawn in the theater back in the day.

Oh — and Tony tells the absolutely insane story about the time his roommate invited homeless people inside… and one of them left a surprise on the front lawn. You’ll want to hear this one.

Buckle up for a memory-fueled ride with laughs, stories, and a dash of lawn chaos.

Cheers! 

m&t

Episode 230: Murder, Music, and a 43,000-Year-Old Shrub

Episode 230: Murder, Music, and a 43,000 Year-Old-Shrub

This week, Mike announces his latest side hustle: custom 3D-printed guitar picks—because what every musician needs is a pick made by a guy who loathes geese. Meanwhile, Tony is officially back in the music game with an album dropping this fall and plans to hit the stage again (watch out, Denver!).

We go deep on TikTok drumming prodigies, ancient nightmare fuel like 5-foot scorpions and 42-foot snakes, and the terrifyingly casual way psychopaths and sociopaths roam the world. Also: how many people actually get away with murder? Seems like probably a lot.

Then it’s Gorilla vs. Human—a cultural moment we couldn’t ignore. We each take a side, and no, it’s not the one you’d expect. Plus: a 43,000-year-old shrub in Tanzania that’s still kicking, and a breakdown of the personality differences between Pan troglodytes and Pan paniscus (aka: aggressive war chimps vs peaceful sexual chimps). Trippy stuff!

It’s chaos. It’s curious. It’s The Mike and Tony Show.

Cheers!

m&t

PS

We’ll be trying some new intro music over the next several weeks. Hit us up in the comments if you hear one you like.

Episode 229: The Avery Jacob Frequency

Episode 229: The Avery Jacob Frequency

It’s Friday night in Colorado, the weather’s going haywire, and everyone’s battling a chest cold (forgive the occasional cough!). But that didn’t stop us from sitting down with the powerful rapper, bassist, songwriter, frontman, teacher, and free thinker—Avery Jacob.

Tony and Avery quickly discover a mutual connection through Denver drum phenom Alex Armstrong—turns out it really is a small world.

In this episode, we dive into deep conversation about creativity, purpose, and the art of teaching the next generation. Avery opens up about his creative process, the key to making timeless music, and what fuels his drive. We also explore the spiritual side of music, staying grounded through life’s chaos, and the value of flexibility in chasing fulfillment.

Then we get into Avery’s thoughts on neonatalism, his fear of snakes, and the great philosophical debate: can you separate the artist from the art? Oh—and the most important question of all (at least to Avery): what’s his favorite cheese? Tune in to find out.

Another episode in the books, and we’re stoked to share it with you. Avery Jacob is a force, and it’s always an honor having him on the show.

Cheers,

m&t

Episode 225: Sneakers, Pyramids, and Psychedelics

Episode 225: Sneakers, Pyramids, and Psychedelics

This week, we sat down for a Saturday morning podcast in the middle of spring break—evidenced by Tony almost sleeping through the recording. We talked March Madness, funny college team names, comfortable sneakers, and the mind-blowing discovery of a 2-kilometer-deep structure under the Pyramid of Giza. Naturally, this led us down a rabbit hole of what it all means for human history, leaving us with way more questions than answers. The only thing we do know for sure? Love and compassion is the way!

We also dove into wild weed and mushroom experiences and their possible connection to something bigger. Plus, how a few key differences between Plato and Confucius might explain cultural divides between China and the West. Throw in some dad jokes, insane internet videos, jellyfish, a shoutout to the very real Museum of Failure, Fun Facts, and much more.

Thanks for hanging with two regular dads.

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 220 - From Beater Cars to Big Questions

Episode 220 - From Beater Cars to Big Questions

Mike is back in the studio! This week, we take a nostalgic ride down memory lane, reflecting on The Mike and Tony Show’s humble beginnings—from recording in a basement that looked like a crime scene to our now-finished studio. We catch up on some wild stories, like past guest Francisco Espinoza tearing his bicep and waiting two days to see a doctor (ouch!).

We also dive into the glory days of driving total junkers—Mike’s infamous little blue hatchback 323, a car that was given to him for free and then stolen three times, plus the terrifying car crash he somehow walked away from. Tony shares his teenage driving fail, sliding into an intersection and stalling out. Good times!

But it’s not all laughs—we get into the phases of parenthood, how life changes as your kids grow, and ponder some deep stuff: why are so many powerful people into dark, twisted things? What’s the nature of existence? How do planets bloom with life? And how many forms of life could exist out there in the infinite universe?

It’s a wild ride of stories, laughs, and big questions—don’t miss it!

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 219: Mark the Couch Guy, Finger Math, and Selling Cinnamon Buns

Podcast Episode 219: Mark the Couch Guy, Finger Math, and Selling Cinnamon Buns

This week, Mike’s out of town, so we called in the one and only Mark “the Couch Guy” to fill his chair—and, boy, does Mark deliver. Things kick off with a caffeinated discussion: light vs. dark roast coffee, the mystery that is coconut coffee, and why hot chocolate is the underdog of hot drinks. We even get philosophical about Abuelita chocolate, only to have our childhoods Tony explains that it’s owned by Nestlé.

From there, it’s a wild ride. We ponder the meaning of “making it” in life, but Mark cuts the deep talk short with hilarious stories of hustling as a kid—selling old cinnamon buns on the side like some sort of pastry kingpin. He also shares the struggle of trying to graduate high school and the boys tell stories of getting busted for using AI to write essays (it’s not as easy as it sounds, apparently).

But the pièce de résistance? Mark’s “super simple” multiplication trick using his fingers, which is the most unnecessarily complicated thing we’ve ever heard. We also take a trip down memory lane to the days of doing math by hand and then spiral into discussions about living on Mars, climate change, financial literacy, and why IQ means nothing if you can’t stop getting in trouble at school.

Episode 219 is a glorious mix of deep thoughts, dumb laughs, and Mark trying to explain the unexplainable. Grab your coffee (or stale cinnamon bun) and tune in!

Cheers,

m&t

Episode 216: Healthy Habits, Fruitcake Fiascos & Broken Wrists – The Mike and Tony Show Wrap-Up! 🎉🎙️

Episode 216: Healthy Habits, Fruitcake Fiascos & Broken Wrists – The Mike and Tony Show Wrap-Up! 🎉🎙️

Well, we made it—the last episode of 2024! 🎆 In this year-end special, we’re wrapping up the year with a little bit of everything. From healthy habits (kinda) to heated football fields, UAPs 👽, and dog hair 🐶, it’s a wild ride! Plus, we’re reflecting on what makes this show so much fun: it’s our hobby, and it always will be. We’re not going anywhere! 🎧

This episode’s packed with random moments, including our growing listenership (yay, you guys! 🙌), National Fruitcake Day 🍰 (you know we had to talk about it), and Tony’s unforgettable tale of breaking both wrists on a punching bag 🏥. It’s a mix of health tips, random thoughts, and hilarious stories like only Mike and Tony can deliver. 💥

We talk about basketball 🏀, eye sensitivity 👀, cold plunges 🥶, Christmas party madness 🎄, and a Year in Review on Spotify that blew our minds! 🤯 And, of course, we reflect on what an awesome year it’s been, thanks to YOU, our amazing listeners! 🎙️

So grab your fruitcake 🍰, sit back, and get ready for one last 2024 hangout with Mike and Tony. It’s random. It’s real. And it’s the best way we know to close out the year. Cheers to more laughs, chaos, and hobby podcasting in 2025! 🎉🥂

Don’t forget to rate, review, and share the chaos. We love you guys! ❤️

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 215: Jaws, Jeeps & Filipino Feasts: A Mike & Tony Christmas!" 🎄😂

Episode 215: Jaws, Jeeps & Filipino Feasts: A Mike & Tony Christmas!" 🎄😂

Get ready for a wild ride in this holiday edition of The Mike and Tony Show! Maui and J, join us as we dive into the weirdest Christmas movies, electric cars ⚡, Jeep Fest 🚙, tractor pulls 🚜, and the bizarre world of car-meets. We also discuss Benny Bloom’s jaw-breaking live moment last week 🤯, haunted stories 👻, and the Filipino obsession with feeding everyone nonstop 🍖.

From the moment we all stopped believing in Santa 🎅🏻 to debates on Christmas with the Kranks 🎬, Krampus 😈, and smoking weed 🌿, this episode has it all. Oh, and Fun Facts for those who are still sober enough to listen 📚.

Tune in for laughs, chaos, and enough holiday nonsense to make your family look normal. Merry Christmas from The Mike and Tony Show! 🎉🎁\

Cheers!🍻

m&t

Episode 207: Mark the Couch Guy, life, universe, discipline, dreams, Maroon Bells, Diddy, Fun Facts

After an unplanned 3-week hiatus, we’re back! We sat down with Mark the Couch Guy to talk about life, the universe, and everything. We caught up on what Mark the Couch Guy has been up to and covered a plethora of topics including working out, discipline, the dream all young men have of slam dunking a basketball, facing your fears, Mike forgetting to take pictures when he was on stage with one of his favorite artists while in Vegas, hiking Maroon Bells, the Diddy ordeal, scary movies, Fun Facts, and much, much more!

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 190

We sat down on a Saturday morning after a late night out watching live music to catch up on the week! In typical Mike and Tony fashion, we covered a plethora of topics including lockers, Terrence Howard, anxiety, morals, the periodic table, middle school kid diets, live music, tattoos, worm farms, Mike’s latest business ideas, fun facts, and much much more! See ya next week!

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 184 - Gabriel "Gabs" Sandoval

This week we sat down with CrossFit gym owner, Gabriel “Gabs” Sandoval to talk obesity, access to healthy foods, food deserts, health and fitness, exercise, sleep hygiene, work/life balance, CrossFit (...obviously), the Off the Couch podcast, Drake, Kid Cudi, Fun Facts, and much, much more! 

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 183

The Mike and Tony Show: Episode 183

We sat down on a super gusty Saturday morning to talk life, the universe, and everything. We covered going to see Ronny Chieng live, opening day at Coors Field, poop horror stories, drinking early in the morning, Tony getting lost in downtown Denver, vacations, coyotes, fun facts, and we stuck the landing at the end with a very uncomfortable conversation about catheters! What more could you ask for. Just two regular dudes who love conversation.

Cheers!

m&t

Episode 182

Episode 182 3/30/24

We sat down on a beautiful, sunny Saturday morning the day before Easter to catch up! We talked spring cleaning, fishing, pedicures, cold plunges, limb lengthening, average male height, traveling, running speeds, Easter, candy, shitty work weeks, fun facts, and much, much more! 

Enjoy!

m&t